Ever wonder why men and women are so different?
Here is a worthwhile youtube video that says it all. enjoy 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BxckAMaTDc
OK, to be fair, I had to post something in defense of the guys. It is a 2-way street after all:
Honey I’m glad you brought this up so we could talk it out: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
I don’t find women with big boobs attractive: I’m popping “Busty Amateurs #11″ into the DVD as soon as you leave the house.
I understand exactly what you mean: Maybe this will shut you up so I can watch the Skin’s game in peace.
I’m with you because I love you for your mind: I’m with you because you sort of look like a cheerleader who I was really attracted to in high school.
Oh no honey, your butt doesn’t look too big at all: Oh yeah, like I’m giving you an honest answer to that one. If you’re so concerned about your butt why don’t you lay off the Oreos and ice cream and you won’t have to worry about it.
You’re the most wonderful woman I’ve ever met. You’re all I’ve ever wanted. You’re my world: I imagine that you’re Britney Spears when we have sex.
Translation for men on 9 words women use:
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. 5 Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying YOU’RE an IDIOT.
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
